Remember that time that Good Omens was a really, really heterosexual book? You know, like when Crowley referred to Aziraphale as “angel” all the time, and when Aziraphale referred to Crowley as “dear” all the time, and they got drunk together loads, and went for dinner at the Ritz, and they fed ducks together, and that nightingale that sang in Berkerley Square, and Aziraphale was referred to as “gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide”, and Anathema thought they were gay together, and Shadwell thought they were both gay, and the fact that they’re both sexless unless they try really hard, and then Neil Gaiman stated that they were later sharing a cottage in the South Downs, and then the scene where they’re eating food off each other’s plates, and the part where Crowley could do “really weird things” with his tongue, and Aziraphale’s manicured fingernails, and then Crowley rushed into Aziraphale’s burning bookstore because he thought Aziraphale was inside?
Yeah, really heterosexual"
Я докажу что они геи и любят друг друга. Вот приеду с выступлений, и ты зарыдаешь кровавыми слезами.
Это официальнопризнанная книга о геях.